Welcome to the Android Cafe! Erm.. Hi there, was looking for something sweet to eat like, biscuits? Well yeah we have everything you’re looking for there, you just need to get yourself a basket. We also have the bitter kind if you want but that isn’t free of charge. What do you mean? is this for free? Well of course, many things are for free here our aim is to provide. Alright then, give me some more uh, and two cakes, they are free as well, right? Sure, sure. Huh, okay… Oh and three – four bottles of water, yeah. Anything else? No thanks, I’ll come back later. Sure, your total is 50 Liras What the..? Didn’t you say it was for free? Yeah, but the basket costs 50 Liras That is how we work, you can leave’em if you like… Are you always going to be free? Sure, you’ll start profiting in mere days anyway. Alright then, There. Gotta pay for the second piece or, you can eat just one out of every pack Squirrel69 just finished the whole pack! Are you going to get behind him? Good day! Throw in two bottles of water and some sweet stuff please, I’m in a hurry. Sure. What is this? Oh, We’ve updated water. What updatde? For more comfortable usage. Water? Yes. To use more comfortably? Yes. Mate, I was happy with my water. I don’t care about it’s features, I’m drinking it alright. Don’t you have the older version? Unfortunately What are the new features then? You know, moving pictures, smiling shit… What!? Smiling shit! Wouldn’t you want to send smiling shit to your friends every now and then? I mean, I can’t say I’ve never wanted to… Who wouldn’t? There, but there is no room left for the second water. You could take our bigger basket if you want. It’s only 100 Liras. Leave it mate, just leave it. Don’t want the second bottle too… Hey there, what would you like? Everything is free here. I know, I know it’s all free Just give me water, that’ll do. there. Update? How did you know? What is it this time? Look it says it right here New Update, a colon, various updates. You better look at the bigger image here, take the bigger basket. Only a 100 Liras This game makes millions addicted!
Picture of a sword holding angel with huge breasts. Welcome to the Android Cafe, where it’s mostly fr… Mate Put everything that fits in this basket There, bottlecaps… Bottlecaps? But, with very important updates! For Pete’s sake! Ugh! Update my ass! (Ota Boka kadar güzelini bulamadım.) I’ll show you an update! Update this! Update that! Hi! Wanna meet? A woman in Ballıkuyu wants to meet you. Picture of a South Korean woman. Shoot the Iphone, meet with the South Korean woman in Ballıkuyu Give uglies a chance! Single moms looking for a one night stand. Shoot the enemy tank, meet with the South Korean woman in Ballıkuyu with single moms. A free tank to anyone who shares their credit card information! Free enemy tank with huge breasts! Hu.. hu.. hu.. huge breasts! Free enemy tank to uglies!